(1) it was on WordPress, and WordPress is a piece of shit.
(2) I made it for too narrow of a purpose.
I will make neither of these mistakes this time. I will discuss whatever I want here, and if anyone wants to add their two cents, I guess that's OK too.
A little about me (the guy pressing keys and saying ideas): I live in North Carolina, real close to Raleigh. I am a human male containing approximately 220 pounds of bone and meat. I don't really fear death, but I fear pretty much everything else. I like animals because at least when they misbehave, I know it's because they're trapped in funny bodies. I recently discovered how rad licorice is when you really try to love it. I think the moon could crash into us at any moment, and I think that's really neat. I am 27 years old and the only meaningful things I have done with my life so far are drink legendary amounts of alcohol and spawn a child.
I'm doing this mostly for my own benefit. I'm doing it in a semi-public space so that if anyone really wants to read it, they can jump right in and see what a wreck I am. I don't say "wreck" in a cool, Iggy Pop sort of way, or even a semi-cool Dee Dee Ramone sort of way. Think somewhere between Amy Winehouse and pre-mortem Dudley Moore. I still bet Winehouse has better tits than me, although mine are sadly bigger.
Things you might see me write about on here: B-Horror films, film in general, the toy industry (I know what manchildren want), anything I find interesting or funny, and stuff I came up with that I think is funny but might be a crapshoot for you.
Thanks. (who the fuck am I thanking)
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